So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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