There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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