I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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I just want nice things and good sex
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Dicks are not precious.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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