no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Don't make out with my wife yet
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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