gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Randomize
