It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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