I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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