it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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