I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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