they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
