Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
