I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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