Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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