we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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