we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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