...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
