so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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