i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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