Well douche your snatch and let's go!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I have aggressive nipples.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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