you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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