ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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