so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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