M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize