Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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