This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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