Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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