i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He uses pillows to masturbate.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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