how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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