The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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