There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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