do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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