Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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