I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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