am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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