ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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