we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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