dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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