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Puke
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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