butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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