i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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