Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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