he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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