he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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