the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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