Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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