you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
