No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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