so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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