I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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