Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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