Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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