New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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